misanthropistextraordinaire:

chpanda:

lightsareout:

fatpoke:

lefuret:

metabearon:

bixbi:

alphachikadee:

thefuckwouldisaywhatfor:

“Sometimes things go wrong, and life seems pointless.”

(Mark Booth, The Secret History of the World, ©2008 Overlook Press)

“William Elbert Munsey wrote of the everlasting punishment of the wicked: ‘The eternal punishment of the wicked, the eternal happiness of the righteous, and the eternity of God, as far as Revelation is concerned, form the same building”

(Carl G. Johnson, HELL You Say!, © 1974, Timothy Books. Don’t ask. I like to collect crazy religious books.)

“In pondering why a battered woman does not leave, we must remember that gay men with a taste for violent “rough trade” have always paid for this kind of sex.”

AWWWWWWWWYEAHHHH

I hope.this isn’t true. The nearest book to me is a children’s counting book. It doesn’t have a 45th page.

“The last one! Come on, please!”

Ok, now I’m afraid… :-/

“…funeral expenses to be defrayed by us or our representatives, if the occasion arises and the matter is otherwise arranged for…” The Hobbit. Oh dear.

“I clutched my father´s hand as we climbed down the steep hill” 

What? it is a 5th grade grammar book -.- 

Will felt them. There was nothing to see. “Answer me! Why is it so cold?” 

“Thank you for this, Peter.”

o__________o

I do here aknowledge and testify before this people, that the thing which now we see before our eyes is thy Finger and true Miracle. (New Atlantis) lol

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